Real Turkeys

This year's offering of Thanksgiving NFL games might cause more people to upchuck than the thousands of undercooked turkeys served this holiday season.

These games are so bad, there is nothing I can say or write that will convince you to watch them...unless of course, your ability to pay off your car loan is dependant on the outcome.

In that case, I suggest treating these games like the dogs they are by going with the dogs in each game.

Here are my picks. I hope they act like Prilosec for the excruciating acid reflux you'll endure every time you see Culpepper sacked, TO drop a pass or McNabb throw a pick.

Lions +11 over Titans
Seahawks +12.5 over Cowboys
Cardinals +3 over Eagles

Happy Thanksgiving.