BoSox Win. Yanks in Last Place

The Boston Red Sox won their opener against the Oakland A's in Tokyo today sending the New York Yankess spiraling into last place of the AL East. The Yankees front office must be fuming at being cellar dwellers with a $200 million payroll. It is just a matter of time, 10 minutes to be exact, before the NY media turns up the heat on Joe Giradi to turn this ship around. With only 162 games to go in the season and time running out, the Yanks need to consider a desperate move to get back in the race such as trading A-Rod for a left handed set-up specialist.