Royals sweep Tigers. City plans ticker tape parade.

The Kansas City Royals have done the impossible. They are in first place after a whole three games into the season after sweeping the Tigers today.

This is a development on par with the US Hockey team in 1980, the NY Giants in this year's Super Bowl and "Full House" lasting eight season on network TV. The mayor of Kansas City announced this afternoon a full blown celebration to honor the team when they return from getting swept by Minnesota this weekend.

"I don't care if there is 159 more games left, the history books will show that on this date the Kansas City Royals are kings of the baseball world," an inebriated Royals fan said as he tried to scalp his tickets to the home opener to a Yankees fan.