But it started off so good...

Chicago and San Francisco.

It started off so good for these two teams. The Bears got their first superstar QB in decades. The 49ers started 3-1 and their coach kept his pants on.

You know what else started well-

The Matrix, then came those "what the hell" sequels.

Matthew McConaughey, then came every other film he did.

My high school relationships, then came acne.

These two teams are a wreck and I wish I could pick against both.

But I won't. With a pinched nose, I take the 49ers minus the 3.