Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Thanks

In this season of giving thanks, I checked around the sports landscape to get a sampling of what some of our sports figures are most thankful to have in their lives. None of them returned my calls, but here is what I assumed they would have said.

Mark Mangino, Kansas University Football Coach

“Boli. I think it’s called Boli. Whatever my cousin gave me.”
Alex Rodriguez

“The compromising pictures I have of the Browns’ ownership.”
Eric Mangini, head coach for the Cleveland Browns

“Skin toned facial make-up.”
Jimmy Clausen, QB for Notre Dame

“SEC referees.”
Urban Meyers, head coach of Florida Gators

“The Notre Dame defense in the 2007 Sugar Bowl. Man, they made me a lot of money.”
JaMarcus Russell, former starting QB for Oakland Raiders

“Peyton Manning’s health. Hell, I’m getting paid to do nothing.”
Jim Sorgi, back- up QB for Colts.

“Masking agents for marijuana.”
Ricky Williams, Miami Dolphins Running Back

“The bug residing up my butt.”
Skip Bayless, ESPN commentator

Here are my picks for Thursday Football Spectacular aka Thanksgiving. My picks in bold.

Packers -10.5 at Lions

Raiders +14 at Cowboys

Giants at Broncos +6

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